A rhetorician and a mechanical engineer (heretofore the Buttons*) move to Lubbock. These are their stories.
*The origin of the nickname Buttons: In Lafayette, where Kristen (rhetorician) and Craig (mechanical engineer) met, they were friends with a whole gaggle of rhetoricians, who had it in their head that, in order to avoid splitting up the gaggle they could create a university made up entirely of rhetoricians. Seeing as how Craig was not a rhetorician, provisions were made for employing him as the local handy man, aka dr. fixit: whenever anything broke, we would press a big Red Button (like the Easy Button), and Craig would come to the rescue. Hence, he was bequeathed the nickname, Red Button. And on May 26th, when the couple was wed, they preserved their individual full names for professional contexts, but are now (in some circles) known as Mr. and Mrs. Button, or The Buttons.